November 2010

• Needs to watch more Jerry Springer, just caught two naked girls fighting at not even 6pm. LOL
• I get the feeling there might be a baby boom in about 9 months time. Snowed in, telly crap...
• no more of that white shit PLEASE!
• RIP Leslie Nielsen :(
• is realy glad she has Shaved Bieber installed in her browser.
• Stupid Vanilla Sky, gets me every time :(
• come on sun, melt that white shit!
• FFFFFFFFUCK!
• working in bed is fun. Even though feeling a bit better to work somewhere else would be fun too.
• back at work after 9 days... Weird...
• omg, this is bad. http://io9.com/5696762/ Hope Joss Whedon really makes that Batman movie :-D
• Hopes that the guys who stole the fags from her luggage enjoyed them. And must only laugh that they didn't go for the more expensive stuff..
• Midlands just redefined foggy.. And bloody Czechs being morons and drinking vodka before passport control.. Not fun today..
• Is pissed solid.
• loved Justin Bieber's cameo on South Park.
• just found everything she was looking for (apart from that damned gown belt).
• feels foreign and weird.
• Is boarding :'(
• Stopped panicing and is sitting at the airport now. The flight is half an hour delayed but who would care Edward Cullen is there as well.
• won't be roaming this time, because she refuses bribing T-Mobile... So if you want to be in touch, I'll be on Facebook or my Czech number...
• is going to answer your questions tomoz! Sorry for not sharing my plans on being in Prague, but the main reason is I don't have them yet :(
• really cannot afford to be sleepy now :(
• Damn you Grey's Anatomy for making your new season so emotional again.. Welcome back to the top..
• earned almost as much money as last month in just 12 days. Fucking busy month! Just one more gig and the H O L I D A Y!!!
• just found out her and Kate are on a picture http://www.derby.ac.uk/humanities/history Damn you Marketing, not asking me for permission lol
• Haven't been in a such good mood in ages. It must be because someone special has his birthday today.
• Is terrified by seeing patients with the same condition, just more progressed, and wishes her doctor started listening to her..
• Needs to start working on her Polish.
• It is so going to snow.. Can you feel it? I sure can.. I am so going to freeze to death when I go home..
• just realised she'll see the TV tower in just 7 days :'o)
• A monkey that has never been in London would know that you never drive across the city, you drive around.
• How can you be paid for driving when you have no sense of orientation and your GPS must be called The Longest Shortcut? I just don't get it.
• Remember, remember the fifth of November! Anybody know how to get a minimodel of the Houses of Parliament?
• loves the new FB Friendship Freature. Very creepy, very lovely :)
• Is it the Night of the Living Drunk tonight or what?
• Trent Barton, you make my life so complicated it's not even funny.

October 2010

• has an achy back and is in a grumpy mood.
• Behind a bar after a year and a month.. Fun!
• with the weather being like this cold, homemade latkas are the right way to go.
• has to go home. Pronto.
• is not really happy with her GP right now.
• Les Jeux Sans Frontieres for the win!
• is so so sick. Damn you, community beer cans!
• What is it with men and their disbelief when you say "that does not fit there"?
• caught the manflu from her lovely flatmates :)
• Complained to trent barton and buses are back to 8-minute intervals.. Coincidence? Hope not.
• Just found some confetti from New Year's Eve in her coat.. Fun times..
• Buses in 45 minute intervals - the very good hospital connection
• There's nothing more peaceful than starting Sunday with a christian lady explaining to a muslim imam that muslim science is outdated.
• needs 19 Oct to come a bit quicker.
• loves when she knows the diagnosis before the doctor says it out loud.
• blast from the past!
• dear weather forecast people, do you still think we won't have enough water this year? look out of the window, if you do.
• got the equipment for diy photography now, thanks to Mr Edge! And a nice dinner too!
• has gotten completely drenched four times today and still needs to run some more errands :(

September 2010

• is really fed up with her knees hurting. Ouch ouch ouch.
• Seriously, there's like 2 degrees outside and there's still women in hotpants and t-shirts, no leggings.. What's wrong with you guys?
• wisher her dream of having a 1000 quid in her account came true asap.
• there's one thing I miss about not being 15 - staying up so late to watch Superrock on MTV,being mad about Kittie, Nirvana, silverchair etc.
• is thinking about finally setting up her own darkroom. Tips?
• has a wish for tomorrow..
• why has everybody on X Factor have the urge to sing Lady Gaga?
• yet another amazing Derby Feste!
• gave blood today.
• has real trouble focusing. What a mental week so far.
• is seriously scared by Jamie Oliver's American Food Revolution.
• is surprisingly serene even though what was seen cannot be unseen.
• is so sore from last night and cannot wait to be in bed again :(
• Mrs Kaplicka proves to be a competent and helpful person yet again! God bless our wonderful university!
• just saw the best episode of South Park ever!
• hates being pissed off and having no clue how to change things.Wish people would realise having certificates doesn't make good interpreters.
• has done fuck nothing all day.
• you're still remembered.. hope you know now.. x
• has her own eyelet pliers!
• fucking council tax, invented purely to torment people with red tape and bollocks
• loves her job so much it scares her.

August 2010

is still sick as a parrot.
would never be bulimic.
just started losing her voice cause there's nothing more exciting for a person earning their living by speaking.
sometimes doesn't like her job as much..
is still shattered from yesterday's trip to London. But it's back to work now :(
London, half of the people are Spanish, the rest are jogging-on-concrete fanatics.. Not my cup of tea..
everything's fine now, BT was just 25 hours late.
for a reason unrelated to BT has an image of Clint Eastwood polishing his shotgun on the front porch stuck in her head.
is waiting for the BT engineer and swears if he doesn't show up again, hell will break loose.
doesn't like her honey being poorly :(
Seriously, has there ever been a more awesome movie than Pitch Black?
is very proud of her lover and his cookie baking skills.
saw The Expendables poster and just cannot wait..
Dear Sky and BT Openreach, at least set your lies straight if you're so damn trying not to be funny.
Fucking Sky!!!!!

July 2010

• Dear bloody headache could you sod off already? Love, Mary
• went to see Eclipse and just was not impressed.. Too old after all..
• still no internet because BT Openreach are fucking basturds
• still no internet, but sound and happy with Frank and her perfect job
• fuck Lloyds Totally Shitty Bank and their improved security!
• has extremely long hair and is looking for someone who would cut it for free. Volunteers?
• YAYYYYYYYYYYYY!
• H A T E S 0845 numbers!