August 2010

is still sick as a parrot.
would never be bulimic.
just started losing her voice cause there's nothing more exciting for a person earning their living by speaking.
sometimes doesn't like her job as much..
is still shattered from yesterday's trip to London. But it's back to work now :(
London, half of the people are Spanish, the rest are jogging-on-concrete fanatics.. Not my cup of tea..
everything's fine now, BT was just 25 hours late.
for a reason unrelated to BT has an image of Clint Eastwood polishing his shotgun on the front porch stuck in her head.
is waiting for the BT engineer and swears if he doesn't show up again, hell will break loose.
doesn't like her honey being poorly :(
Seriously, has there ever been a more awesome movie than Pitch Black?
is very proud of her lover and his cookie baking skills.
saw The Expendables poster and just cannot wait..
Dear Sky and BT Openreach, at least set your lies straight if you're so damn trying not to be funny.
Fucking Sky!!!!!

July 2010

• Dear bloody headache could you sod off already? Love, Mary
• went to see Eclipse and just was not impressed.. Too old after all..
• still no internet because BT Openreach are fucking basturds
• still no internet, but sound and happy with Frank and her perfect job
• fuck Lloyds Totally Shitty Bank and their improved security!
• has extremely long hair and is looking for someone who would cut it for free. Volunteers?
• YAYYYYYYYYYYYY!
• H A T E S 0845 numbers!

June 2010

• is moving on Thursday!
• Wish us luck tomorrow 10am!
• internet in Bronwen's house, yay! hopefully the last day of homelessness on Monday, yay!
• is sat with Frank in the Arboretum watching pidgeons mate.
• has been up for more than 31 hours now but got to hold a newborn baby.
• is on her way to pick up her dearest lover!
• is so excited and cannot hide it!
• can't believe there's less than 24 hours to go!
• this time tomorrow my boyfriend will be in Venice!
• just got a reply for a flat in Derby city centre and would actually cry if she got to live there...
• house almost ready to be abandoned... still none to move to :-/
• is half dead... energy drink number three today...
• right, energy drink - check, dawson's creek - check, dinner - pending, packing - pending...
• last episode of Muneca Brava... Sad times :( Dawson's Creek, here I come!
• loves her job so much it makes her want to cry.. Happy times!
• thinks she won't get much sleep in the following five days.
• is there anybody out there who knows how to get to Ivy Health School / Ivy House School in Littleover?
• this time next week my boyfriend will finally be over here :)
• is very sorry that she didn't catch the person who decided to stick a BNP flyer through her letterbox. They'd get a bit of my French too...
• another step closer to becoming the nightmare of telesales people... telling +420234130399 to fuck off without even waiting for a greeting..
• PMS = positive mind slip, I cry like three times a day
• finally cried her way to her April salary.
• Dirty Dancing, yay!
• still no salary, I am actually feeling sick
• Alexander <3
• booked some viewings today, yay!
• comic book movie night or how to fuck up my sleeping regime completely yet again
• fuck, the flat we wanted is gone :(
• still wants to cry every time anything connected to parents comes to her mind.
• feels like proper shit. Wrapped in more shit.
• is not happy as she's been informed again how much of a disappointment she is to her parents. And that she shouldn't be snarky and take it.
• Requiem For a Dream, yet again...
• noooo, no storms, please
• loves listening to the polish couple two doors down arguing. Hearing kurva every two minutes feels like home.
• is still so hot... and in just a couple of hours my bed will turn into a frying pan again...
• screw skin cancer, I'm gonna get baked like a jacket potato today
• is wondering if she's enough of a fame whore to go and make up something for the Embarrasing Bodies team. Or just check out Dr Christian.
• why cannot I get paid like a normal person :(
• never thought there could be anything hotter than Jared Leto in Fight Club... well, How to Start a Fight Club by SuicideGirls - hot hot hot
• is there anybody out there who would like to give / lend me some PHANTOM VALLEY books?
• not only is this day shity, my knee decided to fuck me off as well

May 2010

• finally dared to eat a kiwi fruit the Australian way.
• has a man in her bed, he's hairy, grey and has a massive tail! Mary <3>
• needs to walk to work in this shitty weather. Well annoyed.
• is well annoyed.
• kind of regrets she didn't sign up for the election in London.
• to ABC and Desperate Housewives producers: please cancel the crap and end our misery, the series have been rubbish for years now.
• is buzzing. ADHD + caffeine = (big ideas / not enough time) + minor shaking
• I swear every Grey's Anatomy finale gets worse.
• is catching up on Grey's Anatomy.
• Brittany Murphy's husband was found dead today! what the fuck was wrong with that couple!??
• worked hard for her money tonight.. some people just don't see the difference between a waiter and a slave..
• Requiem For A Dream
• is .boiling. hot. fucking. heatwave. help.
• has yet again totally fucked up her sleeping regime. It'll be an interesting day tomorrow.
• is watching Pumping Iron
• just had the best nap in the world,outside on the grass in the sun and got paid for it as well. Sweet life in Derby.
• needs to fall asleep in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ... DAMN!
• oreo overdose
• is going to do anything to make her love happy.
• I can see why the USA use music as a tool of torture... I've listened to a set of 10 songs for 8 hours yesterday and I hate all of them now
• what a fucking weird day today
• I swear if I hear Usher's Oh Ehm Gee one more time I'll run a projectile through my head...
• is very lazy after yesterday's marathon but has to go to work anyway.
• has had a long day of earning money, getting to know the people she's going to teach, meeting friends and getting a bike.
• is flooded with texts, answer phone messages and e-mails. Help :(
• is happy to be at home but misses Frank already. Leaving him gets more difficult every single time. Well, it was the last time, hopefully.
• is nervous.
• can't believe she's going home tonight. Or is she?
• is trying to keep herself amused as she's being taken on a trip by her parents. A guilt trip, yet again. Sad times.
• is not happy that she's in the unplanned overdraft second time this week. Where's my effin salary? :(
• spent two hours driving around Prague just to see Iron Man only to leave the cinema 5 seconds into the movie. Bloody dubbing!
• is sat at the airport drinking a lemon&honey smoothie and watching new moon. yay!
• is leaving Derby for 8 days and is going to miss all her friends :( But is looking forward to her boyfriend and the awesome time in Prague!
• less than 33 hours to go

April 2010

• last shift before HOLIDAY!
• 4:03:51:00 till Frankie boy
• 6:04:11:30 till love
• wants a puppy :(
• this is just not human :(
• Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, Life is but a dream. (but the weather could be better)
• is falling in love with some of the flats available, but it's still too early.
• is knackered.
• just heard herself sigh when looking at a pair of shoes in some magazine and knows she won't be able to avoid shoe shopping for much longer.
• The Impossible Project finally introduced film for my camera! Happy days!
• damn you, you average thinking, racist people of the Czech Republic... you're the reason why I'll never ever come back home...
• oh.the.pounding.headache
• no. 11 tomorrow at 11
• 24:03:08:00
• desperately needs a sponsorship on a tattoo and/or piercing.
• amazing,the bus was just a couple of minutes late and I got to go for free, you still wonder why I moved?
• is not amused by people surprised by me quitting when they were supposed to be there for you 24/7, yet call you after 12 days... wtf
• after three months since cancelling my flights, easyjet decided to give me back my money, incredible!
• just remembered the sweet spring air of Prague's outskirts and can't wait to fill her lungs with it in May.