October 2010

• has an achy back and is in a grumpy mood.
• Behind a bar after a year and a month.. Fun!
• with the weather being like this cold, homemade latkas are the right way to go.
• has to go home. Pronto.
• is not really happy with her GP right now.
• Les Jeux Sans Frontieres for the win!
• is so so sick. Damn you, community beer cans!
• What is it with men and their disbelief when you say "that does not fit there"?
• caught the manflu from her lovely flatmates :)
• Complained to trent barton and buses are back to 8-minute intervals.. Coincidence? Hope not.
• Just found some confetti from New Year's Eve in her coat.. Fun times..
• Buses in 45 minute intervals - the very good hospital connection
• There's nothing more peaceful than starting Sunday with a christian lady explaining to a muslim imam that muslim science is outdated.
• needs 19 Oct to come a bit quicker.
• loves when she knows the diagnosis before the doctor says it out loud.
• blast from the past!
• dear weather forecast people, do you still think we won't have enough water this year? look out of the window, if you do.
• got the equipment for diy photography now, thanks to Mr Edge! And a nice dinner too!
• has gotten completely drenched four times today and still needs to run some more errands :(

September 2010

• is really fed up with her knees hurting. Ouch ouch ouch.
• Seriously, there's like 2 degrees outside and there's still women in hotpants and t-shirts, no leggings.. What's wrong with you guys?
• wisher her dream of having a 1000 quid in her account came true asap.
• there's one thing I miss about not being 15 - staying up so late to watch Superrock on MTV,being mad about Kittie, Nirvana, silverchair etc.
• is thinking about finally setting up her own darkroom. Tips?
• has a wish for tomorrow..
• why has everybody on X Factor have the urge to sing Lady Gaga?
• yet another amazing Derby Feste!
• gave blood today.
• has real trouble focusing. What a mental week so far.
• is seriously scared by Jamie Oliver's American Food Revolution.
• is surprisingly serene even though what was seen cannot be unseen.
• is so sore from last night and cannot wait to be in bed again :(
• Mrs Kaplicka proves to be a competent and helpful person yet again! God bless our wonderful university!
• just saw the best episode of South Park ever!
• hates being pissed off and having no clue how to change things.Wish people would realise having certificates doesn't make good interpreters.
• has done fuck nothing all day.
• you're still remembered.. hope you know now.. x
• has her own eyelet pliers!
• fucking council tax, invented purely to torment people with red tape and bollocks
• loves her job so much it scares her.

August 2010

is still sick as a parrot.
would never be bulimic.
just started losing her voice cause there's nothing more exciting for a person earning their living by speaking.
sometimes doesn't like her job as much..
is still shattered from yesterday's trip to London. But it's back to work now :(
London, half of the people are Spanish, the rest are jogging-on-concrete fanatics.. Not my cup of tea..
everything's fine now, BT was just 25 hours late.
for a reason unrelated to BT has an image of Clint Eastwood polishing his shotgun on the front porch stuck in her head.
is waiting for the BT engineer and swears if he doesn't show up again, hell will break loose.
doesn't like her honey being poorly :(
Seriously, has there ever been a more awesome movie than Pitch Black?
is very proud of her lover and his cookie baking skills.
saw The Expendables poster and just cannot wait..
Dear Sky and BT Openreach, at least set your lies straight if you're so damn trying not to be funny.
Fucking Sky!!!!!

July 2010

• Dear bloody headache could you sod off already? Love, Mary
• went to see Eclipse and just was not impressed.. Too old after all..
• still no internet because BT Openreach are fucking basturds
• still no internet, but sound and happy with Frank and her perfect job
• fuck Lloyds Totally Shitty Bank and their improved security!
• has extremely long hair and is looking for someone who would cut it for free. Volunteers?
• YAYYYYYYYYYYYY!
• H A T E S 0845 numbers!

June 2010

• is moving on Thursday!
• Wish us luck tomorrow 10am!
• internet in Bronwen's house, yay! hopefully the last day of homelessness on Monday, yay!
• is sat with Frank in the Arboretum watching pidgeons mate.
• has been up for more than 31 hours now but got to hold a newborn baby.
• is on her way to pick up her dearest lover!
• is so excited and cannot hide it!
• can't believe there's less than 24 hours to go!
• this time tomorrow my boyfriend will be in Venice!
• just got a reply for a flat in Derby city centre and would actually cry if she got to live there...
• house almost ready to be abandoned... still none to move to :-/
• is half dead... energy drink number three today...
• right, energy drink - check, dawson's creek - check, dinner - pending, packing - pending...
• last episode of Muneca Brava... Sad times :( Dawson's Creek, here I come!
• loves her job so much it makes her want to cry.. Happy times!
• thinks she won't get much sleep in the following five days.
• is there anybody out there who knows how to get to Ivy Health School / Ivy House School in Littleover?
• this time next week my boyfriend will finally be over here :)
• is very sorry that she didn't catch the person who decided to stick a BNP flyer through her letterbox. They'd get a bit of my French too...
• another step closer to becoming the nightmare of telesales people... telling +420234130399 to fuck off without even waiting for a greeting..
• PMS = positive mind slip, I cry like three times a day
• finally cried her way to her April salary.
• Dirty Dancing, yay!
• still no salary, I am actually feeling sick
• Alexander <3
• booked some viewings today, yay!
• comic book movie night or how to fuck up my sleeping regime completely yet again
• fuck, the flat we wanted is gone :(
• still wants to cry every time anything connected to parents comes to her mind.
• feels like proper shit. Wrapped in more shit.
• is not happy as she's been informed again how much of a disappointment she is to her parents. And that she shouldn't be snarky and take it.
• Requiem For a Dream, yet again...
• noooo, no storms, please
• loves listening to the polish couple two doors down arguing. Hearing kurva every two minutes feels like home.
• is still so hot... and in just a couple of hours my bed will turn into a frying pan again...
• screw skin cancer, I'm gonna get baked like a jacket potato today
• is wondering if she's enough of a fame whore to go and make up something for the Embarrasing Bodies team. Or just check out Dr Christian.
• why cannot I get paid like a normal person :(
• never thought there could be anything hotter than Jared Leto in Fight Club... well, How to Start a Fight Club by SuicideGirls - hot hot hot
• is there anybody out there who would like to give / lend me some PHANTOM VALLEY books?
• not only is this day shity, my knee decided to fuck me off as well