The Subways - Mary

December 2010

• night is coming, temperature dropping even more, I am going to die tonight.
• Had weird dreams about frozen eggs and white sandy beaches only to find out the boiler died again.
• thought there could be nothing worse than Jedward and Wagner combined... and then B.E.P. released a new single.
• thinks it's time to watch Hook.
• Learned a new word today - sleet. Sounds as exciting as it looks.
• If -2C is bonechilling what's -20C then? British journalist jargon ftw.
• Has the job! And also a headache just to even ther joy out.
• oh holey cheeses wish me luck.
• is rubbish, RUBBISH, at writing.
• Burnt her hand. So much pain.
• While every newspaper focuses on white xmas, Daily Mail's front page reads "X Factor Sleaze Storm Grows". 60 pages of scary bullshit ftw.
• fucking hates Santa Claus Is Coming To Town.
• Doesn't remember the last time it took her an hour to walk somewhere.
• Is travelling with the British version of Jaroslav Suchy. No kidding.
• Is extremely excited and there's still 2.5 hours to go.
• Omg, so hot. All snow gone. Wish it stayed that way.
• London's calling!
• one year and one day on I am bothering Pearl with my CV again. I will miss AA dearly.
• lost her fantastic job.
• Got a care package from the in-laws! Yay!
• First thing in the morning I get a chain message telling me I should boycott Starbucks and support our "heroes".. Yeah, I'll give it a miss.
• survived the cartoon campaign in the Czech Republic only to see it starting in England too... Not fun.
• A New Hope <3
• thinks if she started a business introducing winter tires to the Brits, she would be rich in a week.
• Happy Hannukah!