The Subways - Mary

December 2010

• night is coming, temperature dropping even more, I am going to die tonight.
• Had weird dreams about frozen eggs and white sandy beaches only to find out the boiler died again.
• thought there could be nothing worse than Jedward and Wagner combined... and then B.E.P. released a new single.
• thinks it's time to watch Hook.
• Learned a new word today - sleet. Sounds as exciting as it looks.
• If -2C is bonechilling what's -20C then? British journalist jargon ftw.
• Has the job! And also a headache just to even ther joy out.
• oh holey cheeses wish me luck.
• is rubbish, RUBBISH, at writing.
• Burnt her hand. So much pain.
• While every newspaper focuses on white xmas, Daily Mail's front page reads "X Factor Sleaze Storm Grows". 60 pages of scary bullshit ftw.
• fucking hates Santa Claus Is Coming To Town.
• Doesn't remember the last time it took her an hour to walk somewhere.
• Is travelling with the British version of Jaroslav Suchy. No kidding.
• Is extremely excited and there's still 2.5 hours to go.
• Omg, so hot. All snow gone. Wish it stayed that way.
• London's calling!
• one year and one day on I am bothering Pearl with my CV again. I will miss AA dearly.
• lost her fantastic job.
• Got a care package from the in-laws! Yay!
• First thing in the morning I get a chain message telling me I should boycott Starbucks and support our "heroes".. Yeah, I'll give it a miss.
• survived the cartoon campaign in the Czech Republic only to see it starting in England too... Not fun.
• A New Hope <3
• thinks if she started a business introducing winter tires to the Brits, she would be rich in a week.
• Happy Hannukah!

November 2010

• Needs to watch more Jerry Springer, just caught two naked girls fighting at not even 6pm. LOL
• I get the feeling there might be a baby boom in about 9 months time. Snowed in, telly crap...
• no more of that white shit PLEASE!
• RIP Leslie Nielsen :(
• is realy glad she has Shaved Bieber installed in her browser.
• Stupid Vanilla Sky, gets me every time :(
• come on sun, melt that white shit!
• FFFFFFFFUCK!
• working in bed is fun. Even though feeling a bit better to work somewhere else would be fun too.
• back at work after 9 days... Weird...
• omg, this is bad. http://io9.com/5696762/ Hope Joss Whedon really makes that Batman movie :-D
• Hopes that the guys who stole the fags from her luggage enjoyed them. And must only laugh that they didn't go for the more expensive stuff..
• Midlands just redefined foggy.. And bloody Czechs being morons and drinking vodka before passport control.. Not fun today..
• Is pissed solid.
• loved Justin Bieber's cameo on South Park.
• just found everything she was looking for (apart from that damned gown belt).
• feels foreign and weird.
• Is boarding :'(
• Stopped panicing and is sitting at the airport now. The flight is half an hour delayed but who would care Edward Cullen is there as well.
• won't be roaming this time, because she refuses bribing T-Mobile... So if you want to be in touch, I'll be on Facebook or my Czech number...
• is going to answer your questions tomoz! Sorry for not sharing my plans on being in Prague, but the main reason is I don't have them yet :(
• really cannot afford to be sleepy now :(
• Damn you Grey's Anatomy for making your new season so emotional again.. Welcome back to the top..
• earned almost as much money as last month in just 12 days. Fucking busy month! Just one more gig and the H O L I D A Y!!!
• just found out her and Kate are on a picture http://www.derby.ac.uk/humanities/history Damn you Marketing, not asking me for permission lol
• Haven't been in a such good mood in ages. It must be because someone special has his birthday today.
• Is terrified by seeing patients with the same condition, just more progressed, and wishes her doctor started listening to her..
• Needs to start working on her Polish.
• It is so going to snow.. Can you feel it? I sure can.. I am so going to freeze to death when I go home..
• just realised she'll see the TV tower in just 7 days :'o)
• A monkey that has never been in London would know that you never drive across the city, you drive around.
• How can you be paid for driving when you have no sense of orientation and your GPS must be called The Longest Shortcut? I just don't get it.
• Remember, remember the fifth of November! Anybody know how to get a minimodel of the Houses of Parliament?
• loves the new FB Friendship Freature. Very creepy, very lovely :)
• Is it the Night of the Living Drunk tonight or what?
• Trent Barton, you make my life so complicated it's not even funny.

October 2010

• has an achy back and is in a grumpy mood.
• Behind a bar after a year and a month.. Fun!
• with the weather being like this cold, homemade latkas are the right way to go.
• has to go home. Pronto.
• is not really happy with her GP right now.
• Les Jeux Sans Frontieres for the win!
• is so so sick. Damn you, community beer cans!
• What is it with men and their disbelief when you say "that does not fit there"?
• caught the manflu from her lovely flatmates :)
• Complained to trent barton and buses are back to 8-minute intervals.. Coincidence? Hope not.
• Just found some confetti from New Year's Eve in her coat.. Fun times..
• Buses in 45 minute intervals - the very good hospital connection
• There's nothing more peaceful than starting Sunday with a christian lady explaining to a muslim imam that muslim science is outdated.
• needs 19 Oct to come a bit quicker.
• loves when she knows the diagnosis before the doctor says it out loud.
• blast from the past!
• dear weather forecast people, do you still think we won't have enough water this year? look out of the window, if you do.
• got the equipment for diy photography now, thanks to Mr Edge! And a nice dinner too!
• has gotten completely drenched four times today and still needs to run some more errands :(

September 2010

• is really fed up with her knees hurting. Ouch ouch ouch.
• Seriously, there's like 2 degrees outside and there's still women in hotpants and t-shirts, no leggings.. What's wrong with you guys?
• wisher her dream of having a 1000 quid in her account came true asap.
• there's one thing I miss about not being 15 - staying up so late to watch Superrock on MTV,being mad about Kittie, Nirvana, silverchair etc.
• is thinking about finally setting up her own darkroom. Tips?
• has a wish for tomorrow..
• why has everybody on X Factor have the urge to sing Lady Gaga?
• yet another amazing Derby Feste!
• gave blood today.
• has real trouble focusing. What a mental week so far.
• is seriously scared by Jamie Oliver's American Food Revolution.
• is surprisingly serene even though what was seen cannot be unseen.
• is so sore from last night and cannot wait to be in bed again :(
• Mrs Kaplicka proves to be a competent and helpful person yet again! God bless our wonderful university!
• just saw the best episode of South Park ever!
• hates being pissed off and having no clue how to change things.Wish people would realise having certificates doesn't make good interpreters.
• has done fuck nothing all day.
• you're still remembered.. hope you know now.. x
• has her own eyelet pliers!
• fucking council tax, invented purely to torment people with red tape and bollocks
• loves her job so much it scares her.