- Dear bloody headache could you sod off already? Love, Mary
- went to see Eclipse and just was not impressed.. Too old after all..
- still no internet because BT Openreach are fucking basturds
- still no internet, but sound and happy with Frank and her perfect job
- fuck Lloyds Totally Shitty Bank and their improved security!
- has extremely long hair and is looking for someone who would cut it for free. Volunteers?
- YAYYYYYYYYYYYY!
- H A T E S 0845 numbers!